Hell is other (close-minded) people

Let me begin my saying I have my own issues with discrimination. I don’t like stupid, close-minded people. I am not a big fan of people that believe they know the mind of God. And people that refuse to embrace others due to a difference in skin color or origin deserve a special sort of hockey punch. But, I am starting to wonder about people’s grasp of the english language in reference to sexual orientation. Godhatessweden.com is a website dedicated to warning all good christions about the perils of living in Sweden. You see, God hates Sweden because Sweden is a tolerant country. You can be gay there. The man responsible for this website (as well as godhatesfags.com, godhatesamerica.com, and the baffling godhatescanada.com) is Pastor Phelps. (By the way, Sweden seems to be doing fine. They have a society that is consistently considered one of the happiest. And you have seen their bikini team. Way to show them, God!) You have probably seen him referenced on CNN or the Daily Show as the man responsible for protesting at the funerals of fallen American soldiers. He and his congregation (mostly his own extended family) go to the funerals and protest because the soldiers died while defending the US, a country which promotes sodomy, incest, and pedophilia. I know my local congressman is disappointed I haven’t been sodomizing as much as I used to. But really, I am in school and working a full time job. Plus I am raising three little sodomizers. And incest doesn’t just happen, it takes a village to raise ‘em up right. My question is why the passage in leviticus is so important, almost to the exclusion of all other things. They ignore the prohibitions against eating pork. I can not find any religiously based websties called godhatesbacon.com. (There are a few vegetarian websites with similar titles, but they mostly ignore the biblical aspects.) These people come across as uneducated, uninformed, and full of hatred for no reason except their patriarch is a paranoid freak who probably had a bad experience when he was a child. They actually seem to have forsaken enough of the bible that anyone who has picked it up and turned to any part of the old testament would be hard pressed to take them seriously. But, the part of all of this I can’t stand is when Pastor Phelps looks at the families of the dead soldiers and says they are going straight to hell. How can someone who is gay go straight anywhere? By his own statements homosexuality (and its defense) is an unforgivable sin. Are there unforgivable sins? I was always led to believe, even by my very conservative and close-minded acquaintances, that forgiveness was always available. I had a sunday school teacher who very specifically told us that anyone, no matter how full of sin, could be forgiven. “Even Hitler,” she said, “who slaughtered millions could be sitting in heaven right now if he asked for God’s forgiveness and accepted Jesus into his heart.”
So I am to believe a man who touches another man’s penis for any non-medical reason is a greater sinner than Hitler? That if I were to stray and have one, single homosexual encounter I might as well give it up? I am on the train to hell? I can think of a lot of people who should be concerned about me straying and committing this sin. Because I am around some HOT guys sometimes. And I am often horny. And if this happened, well, aggravated faggotry is such a bigger sin than say, murder, and I do want to off a few people who have been pissing me off…It would seem silly for me to stop there. I might as well start coveting the neighbor’s wife. Or ass. Or wife’s ass. Hey! I just had a recovered memory of the time in high school where I made out with the dreamy quarterback and we went to third base! (Sorry for the baseball metaphor + football player!) I have to run! So much coveting/killing/lying/disrespecting of the parents/stealing/idol making to do I just don’t have enough hours in the day. Good luck! Watch out for fags, dykes and just plain sodomizers! You never know when something ‘unexpected’ might happen! And then you are destined for hell no matter what! So kill some people! Yay!