The Alpha Post (Not about Britney, her head, or her vagina)

As a first post, I am tempted to include words like Britney, shaved, head, Samuel L. Jackson, Stephen Colbert, porn, teen, Gonzales, Bush, bush, W., Edwards, Ann Coulter, Fag, O’Reilly, Limbaugh, and Blog. Having allowed my blog to be linked to such search engines as Google, this list would probably get me some action even though I am just a pantsless freak in the mountains. However, I will not stoop to such levels of blatant pandering and abject trolling. There is no way I could include this list in good conscience. So unless these names/words become pertinent to some sort of post I make  I hope to never use Britney, shaved, head, Samuel L. Jackson, Stephen Colbert, porn, teen, Gonzales, Bush, bush, W., Edwards, Ann Coulter, Fag, O’Reilly, Limbaugh, and Blog in any manner than absolutely necessary. So, I promise that will never happen.

(Well shit. I took a moment to reread this post and realized I may have already let myself down. There is a good chance this WILL trip up an engine. It might be result number 1.7 million of 2.4 million, but I still feel as though I really screwed the pooch. Figuratively. So far.)